Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Funny Story(ies)

I have to post this funny story before I forget. Last Friday, Cameron & I had lunch with Gracie. We left the school and were headed to run some errands. I look in my rear view mirror and see flashing lights, ugh, my stomach sank. I stopped and Cameron starts asking my why I have stopped the car. I explain to him that when a police officer flashes his lights, that means you need to pull over. This is over conversation.

Cameron: Why he pull you over mommy?

Me: I don't know honey.

Officer: License and registration please. Any reason you were speeding ma'am?

Me: No sir, I guess I wasn't paying attention

Cameron: Open my window mommy, open my window mommy, open my window mommy.

I roll down the window so he would be quiet.

Cameron to the Police Officer: Hey, what my mommy do?

Officer: Looks up at me

Cameron to the Policer Officer: Hey, what my mommy do?

Me: roll up the window as quickly as I could

I am trying so hard not to laugh. The officer walks back to his car to run me through their computer and I bust out laughing.

Cameron: what he doing mommy? he didn't answer me

Me: I know honey, he said I was going fast

Cameron: Yeah, I know.

Officer: Ma'am...this is a warning. Please try to pay attention.

Me: THANK YOU OFFICER - GOOD DAY AND GOD BLESS

Me: THANK YOU GOD!

Today's story, June 2nd.

Cameron has had a really bad cold/allergies and has been couped up at home so today after we picked Gracie up from school, we headed to the mall for some new shoes for Gracie. While at the mall, I decide to run into Ann Taylor Loft. As I am looking through some shorts, Cameron blurts out LOUDLY, excuse me Mommy, I farted!

I think red was NOT the only color I was turning.

Love my sweet sweet boy.